The day before the long weekend joke

How to maintain your sanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Go tten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' Do Not Cash

7. Finish All Your sentence s with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

 

LOL, Zoom you really crack me up

 

Going to try al least 5 of them

 

no 2 3 4 7 9 10 11 and 18 are so gonna happen lol good one Zoom

 

LOL.... thanks Zoom you have givin me a few ideas, I will start bugging people tomorrow

 

Oh dear...

I feel the business world out there is going to be infested with fish hugging wierdo's today!

 

no 4 is currently in progress

 

LMAO some real winners here

 

Everyone does that one... common.. be daring.... try number 14!

 

LOKL!

Cheese and Rice, I'm still laughing.

I'd ;ove to do it one day.

 

Some realy good ones , but i would get slapped for a couple here at work if i did it

 

3,4 and 9 all in progress