Soos n Houtpen deur my hart...

[h=5]Letter to Sharks Executive Management......[/h]Dear Sirs,

I hereby tender my resignation from your Sharks supporters club. I take back my R300 as I just can't bear the thought of paying towards the salary of that which laughably refer to as a coach.

I'm now in negotiations with Supersport to see if it's possible to have Sharks games blacked out during rugby season on my TV...f#ck black and white....I just want to see black when your lot take the field....I don't even want the audio!

I also resign from supporting the Sharks in any other way shape or form and I am using all my Sharks T-Shirts, jerseys etc for firelighters during the upcoming braai season.

So far the Sharks have been eaten by a Bull, p!ssed on by a Storm, roughed up by a Hurricane, a Brumbie stood on our foot, we saw a little bit of Red before a 'Tah took a dump on us....and it's only the SEVENTH game of the season. We're not even half way!

Rather than creating more stress in my life I have decided to take up Bonsai gardening during the "black-outs" that will take the place of Sharks games. I think 2 hours every weekend in a peaceful harmonious environment will be far more helpful than sitting in front of the TV getting myself into an apoplectic rage and hurling expletives at the screen.

I am sending you an invoice for R1,876,342.00 that I have had to spend on therapy since you elicited the services of this awful coaching staff as I am convinced I have contracted Tourette’s syndrome by watching the Sharks play under them . Come to think of it I am also going to send you the invoice for my Bonasi lessons.

You can either pay for these or I'm suing you for continued mental anguish over a period of 3 years....and my attorney assures me that this is worth around R25m!!

I have only one request of you before I finish my resignation. Could you please allow me the use of a baseball bat and the courtesy of being locked up in a room with Rudolph Straueli for five minutes. I promise to clean up after I leave.

With this.....I ( )....formally hand over my resignation as Sharks supporter.

I thank you for all the good years (those that did NOT involve Plumtree) and wish you well for the future. Should you eventually decide to find a decent coaching staff for the team....I might be coaxed into coming out of supporter retirement.

However...until you do so...you can kiss my lily white a$$.

 

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Sweet Mary... A couple of defeats, and you're crying like a bunch of babies... At least I don't support the lions.

Sharks for life!!!!!