Porn of Gholf

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic chat' started by Fonkie, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Fonkie

    Fonkie Nelis

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2009
    Messages:
    213
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Potchefstroom
    Man sit by die huis en "channel hop" tussen porn en gholf, Vrou kom ingestap.

    Man: Liefie ek weet nie of ek porn of gholf moet kyk nie.
    Vrou: Kyk liewer porn want jy kan gholf speel.

    OUCH
     
    Fonkie, Mar 26, 2010
    #1

  2. Guest




  3. Linxie

    Linxie

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2009
    Messages:
    1,821
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Port Elizabeth, South Africa
    lol ouch indeed!
     
    Linxie, Mar 26, 2010
    #2
  4. Big G

    Big G Apisto Nutz!!!

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2008
    Messages:
    2,508
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Cape Town
    Could someone translate please?? Ignorant English only person here!!

    Cheers!
    G!
     
    Big G, Mar 26, 2010
    #3
  5. Sean J

    Sean J

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2009
    Messages:
    3,835
    Likes Received:
    36
    Location:
    Randburg JHB
    A guy is sitting on the couch, channel hopping between Porn and Golf, when his wife walks in...

    Man: Love, I can't decide whether to watch the golf or porn.
    Wife: Rather watch the Porn because you can play golf anytime you want.
     
    Sean J, Mar 26, 2010
    #4
  6. Big G

    Big G Apisto Nutz!!!

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2008
    Messages:
    2,508
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Cape Town
    Thanks Slagter!!

    Thats a classic!! Hahah!!

    Cheers
    G!
     
    Big G, Mar 26, 2010
    #5
  7. Vis

    Vis Gerhard

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    6,130
    Likes Received:
    132
    Location:
    Rustenburg
    I thin the correct translation would be "because you CAN play golf"
     
    Vis, Mar 26, 2010
    #6
  8. Kuhli Loach

    Kuhli Loach

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2009
    Messages:
    639
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Pretoria
    [Wife: Rather watch the Porn because you can play golf anytime you want.[/quote]

    Wife: Rather watch the Porn, because you can play golf.
     
    Kuhli Loach, Mar 26, 2010
    #7
  9. Sean J

    Sean J

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2009
    Messages:
    3,835
    Likes Received:
    36
    Location:
    Randburg JHB
    Yeah... That's probably right. Please forgive my translation. I'm running on 2hrs of sleep.
     
    Sean J, Mar 26, 2010
    #8
  10. Big G

    Big G Apisto Nutz!!!

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2008
    Messages:
    2,508
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Cape Town
    Both endings work!! But the 'anytime you want' adds a little more!!

    Cheers
    G!
     
    Big G, Mar 26, 2010
    #9
  11. ACE007

    ACE007 VA-TI-KA-KI

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2009
    Messages:
    872
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\ Goodwood
    Goeie een Fonkie!!
     
    ACE007, Mar 26, 2010
    #10
  12. Donny

    Donny

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2009
    Messages:
    2,279
    Likes Received:
    21
    Location:
    Churchill Estate, Parow
    Excellent lol
     
    Donny, Mar 26, 2010
    #11
  13. Gareth

    Gareth Angel Freak

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2009
    Messages:
    2,339
    Likes Received:
    16
    Location:
    Potchefstroom
    Good one......
     
    Gareth, Mar 26, 2010
    #12

Recent Posts

Share This Page