Julius and the Pope

Julius and the Pope

The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

So the Pope slapped him

 

LMGA HAHAHA you should get some rep for that OMG thanks for the laughs!

 

LMAO thats excellent.

 

i got it on IOL.... i just had to share

 

LOL! Thanks 4 that!

 

Hilarious!

 

good 1

 

I love the Pope!

 

I need a good laugh.... thanks.

 

+100 !!! Excellent

 

Julius malema on a plane



Julius was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the him, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,'Julius said. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

Julius, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Yu haikona wena, I have no idea....'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?

eish!!!

 

lol,good stuff.