How to throw a BLACKBERRY

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  1. Blaasie

    Blaasie

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    Would like the correct way to throw a Blackberry storm 2 ..

    I have this urge to throw it against the wall .. but will it disintegrate enough ..
    Any suggestions will do Ill even youtube it .. I have never in my short life experienced frustration with a piece of guano like this... HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :mad:

    Any suggestion on how to destroy the worst blackberry ever ..

    Please counseling will not help ..
     
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  3. Singularity

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    slowly squash it in a vice
    [​IMG]
     
  4. oscar freak

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    I do actaully have experience with this.a 8520 will when thrown against a wall come apart with the memory card breaking in 2 pieces it can be put back together to work again as normal while 9300 curve will merely scratch.
     
  5. Lloydster

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    @Singularity thats a nice VICE!!
     
  6. Singularity

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    haha, picked it from the interweb.
     
  7. Franna

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    As someone who has destroyed 2 phones in anger and regretted it minutes later rather give the phone away to someone who needs one.
     
  8. Wyvren

    Wyvren Retired Moderator

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    Attack it with a hammer. It gives you the satisfaction one needs from destroying it. I did that to my old Nokia N95 hated that phone with a passion.
     
  9. Mzungu

    Mzungu Threadfin Rainbow

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    No no no, give it to someone you really don't like! 2 birds with one stone...
     
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    Blaasie

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    Vice now that is the way will post the pic and as for giving it to someone .. will not even do it to ,y worst enemy ..
     
  11. wsteene

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    If you're close to a high enough mountain just give it a proper drop test, must admit, no BB for me next time, unfortunately still stuck with a bold till August '12.
     
  12. mydummyname

    mydummyname Balala shark

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    @Singularity seems to have the best method. you get to watch it squirm in pain as you slowly squash the guts out of it. ok ok i know its a phone but.. lol

    do it with power on to really see the sparks fly :)
     
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  13. Firefly

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    Drop it in your aquarium...
     
  14. wsteene

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    @Firefly, do you want to torture your fish or what, poor cretaures, they haven't done anything wrong.......
     
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  15. HennieRoux

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    [h=2]@Singularity it should become a must, before people brake or throw their blackberrys to answer this questionare

    1. What seems to be the problem @ this verry moment with it
    2. When last did you upgrade the software
    4. How old is it
    5. Is it still under guarentee
    6. Are you willing to swop it for another phone
    7. Do you have a destructive personality by nature
    8. Are you on any medication for psycopathic behaviour
    9. Have you been admited to any mental instetutes in the last 6 months
    10. Are you a Blue Bull

    Once you have answered this we will be able to assist you.

    Regards
    [/h]
     
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    mydummyname Balala shark

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    your phone might carry any number of germs etc. i wouldnt do this dude ;)
     
  17. Firefly

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    Was just an idea.
     
  18. GG13

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    I'm with @Wyvren - this is INSTANT GRATIFICATION...!
    Hit it once, you feel better.
    Hit it again and again and again, you'll feel on top of the world :)
     
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    Blaasie

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    I did a bit of serious sole searching.

    I considered all alternatives read up on al possible solutions and even consulted with the experts ( this forum ).

    I phoned the dominee and spoke to mt local GP .

    Send my wife to the Kruger and send the dogs to the doggie spa, I took leave and even played golf ( shot a 81 .. that made me feel better )

    BUT in the end ..

    THIS BB IS GOING TO THE VICE .....
     
  20. azurekoi

    azurekoi Loaches & Gobies

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    Petrol,match.....Whoomp! - Burn baby BURN!!!!
     
  21. Sean J

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    See, it's true! People with Blackerry phones, DO actually just want a phone that works, like an iPhone!! LOL!

    Although my old Nokia 3310 is a step up from a Blackberry.
     

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