Friday giggle for all you highly strung...

Ok, so they really are lame... but they'll make you smile at least

Why are fish so smart?
- Because they live in schools.


What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
- Dam!


How do you talk to a trout?
- You don't: you drop him a line!


Where do little fishes go every morning?
- To plaice school!


What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
- Monkfish!


Why is a fish easy to weigh?
- Because it has its own scales!


What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
- A flat fish!


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
- I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!


What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
- A beer-a-cuda!


What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh!


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
- You can't tuna fish!


Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
- Because they dropped out of school!

 

hehehe some classics thanks Zoom!

 

i havent rolled my eyes this much since i got out of the teenage attitude stage!

 

Did you actually get OUT of that stage??? I think most of us just learn to curb it!

 

hmmm, i haven't heard some of those jokes before...

 

so good ones there

 

:smile1::bigsmile::smile1::bigsmile:

 

Some more friday funnies:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where do shellfish go to borrow money ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To the prawn broker ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Codfather ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He prawned everything ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Which fish can perform operations ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Sturgeon ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He got lockjaw ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where do fish wash ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In a river basin ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why did the whale cross the road ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To get to the other tide ![/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What did the sardine call the submarine ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A can of people ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You can't tuna fish ! [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A beer-a-cuda ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Billy the Squid ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What happened to the cold jellyfish ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It set ![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What's the coldest fish in the sea ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A blue whale ! [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]On squid row ![/FONT]

 

LOL, some of those are just too stupid ...

 

lol stupid buy yet funny