Day before friday joke....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkPDzyfNlio

and again....

Part1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MbvTksmdg

Part2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ5bz1vWFXk

 

He is just a :reddy:

 

Oh poopsicles... no tube at work Is this about Malema's outburst at the journo?

 

yes and then whackhead and Obama prank M

there is ways and means to get the tube if it's blocked

 

Thanks Ace... Youtube isn't blocked, but we are being monitored for internet usage and a video on youtube is generally a large file. I'd feel safer watching these at home anyway

 

What next????

 

Vee, I really don't know... I just pray that nothing happens at the Eugene funeral today. Otherwise there is going to be trouble.

 

Hows about the World Bank dumping R1bn into the ANC's bank account?

http://www.fin24.com/articles/default/display_article.aspx?ArticleId=1518-25_2578908

 

WA ha ha ha my friend word "Bastard"

 

hmphf, interesting that.

 

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but Only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, 'I'm Christiano Rinaldo, the world's number 1 footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die.' So he took the first pack and Left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, 'I am the wife of the Former President of the United States , I am the most ambitious woman in The world. I am also New York Senator and a potential future President.'

She just took the 2nd parachute and jumped out of the plane..

The third passenger, Julius Malema, said, 'I'm also a President.

Millions of South African youth always look to me for guidance. Above all I'm the cleverest youth President in African history, and Africa 's people Won't let me die'.Futhermore I have millions that I have not spent yet.

So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a 10yr old Chinese school boy, 'I'm old and have lived a fruitful life, God will decide my fate, so I'll let you have the last parachute'.

The boy said, 'It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. Africa 's Cleverest (Julius) has taken my schoolbag'.

 

Hahahaha Good one. We can only wish.....

 

Excellent one my first laugh for the morning Thanks Henk

 

LOL Nice one Henk

 

LOL that a good one Henk.

 

[FONT=&quot] Outjie sê vir sy pêl:

Mmmmmy mmmma wwil mmmy hhakkelssskool ttoe ssstuur....

Pêl:

Hoekom? Jy hakkel fkken goed.[/FONT]

 

borrowed this from another forum

The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

So the Pope gave him a moerse klap!

 

that is really scary I would need more toilet paper...lol

 

Gareth isn't that your favorite animal :afraid::afraid::afraid: