Computer and car jokes

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  1. guido.coza

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    What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
    One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie. :p
     
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    *wonders if i would like a Steven Spielberg movie for an OS...*
     
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    :rofl: :adore:. very good Guide. I told my father and he told me to p*i*s*s off. lol. :p
     
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    I think we should make this thread useful again and turn it into your best computer jokes. Maybe Rory will change the name for me PLEASE.

    But a quick one. Jaguar has always been my families favourite car so when I saw this I had to email it to them and this is what they replied back to me with.

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    like this?

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    Lol Gilbert thats good.
     
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    He He He LOL
     
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    :rofl: Some good ones there
     
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    Hi all
    It was actualy a cartoon but i give it a bash
    A mom goes with her little boy to the shrink.
    There the boy sits infront of this shape cube and tries to get a round ball into the square whole.
    Says the shrink don't worry mam this will be a future DOS user (-:
     
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    lol. shame poor shrink. Thank you Rory.
     
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    The audi one is very good.

    I saw this advert somewhere it is very good. After the Subaru advert it says and this is Bentley’s response

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    hahahahaha. :cool:

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    All on the gravy train:bigsmile:

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