Computer and car jokes

What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

 

*wonders if i would like a Steven Spielberg movie for an OS...*

 

:rofl: :adore:. very good Guide. I told my father and he told me to p*i*s*s off. lol.

 

I think we should make this thread useful again and turn it into your best computer jokes. Maybe Rory will change the name for me PLEASE.

But a quick one. Jaguar has always been my families favourite car so when I saw this I had to email it to them and this is what they replied back to me with.

 

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Lol Gilbert thats good.

 

He He He LOL

 

:rofl: Some good ones there

 

Hi all
It was actualy a cartoon but i give it a bash
A mom goes with her little boy to the shrink.
There the boy sits infront of this shape cube and tries to get a round ball into the square whole.
Says the shrink don't worry mam this will be a future DOS user (-:

 

lol. shame poor shrink. Thank you Rory.

 

The audi one is very good.

I saw this advert somewhere it is very good. After the Subaru advert it says and this is Bentley’s response

 

hahahahaha.

 

All on the gravy train:bigsmile:

 

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